My unicorn is missing, please help me find him: http://blog.davidaugust.com/2011/05/missing-unicorn.html #missing #unicorn

Work meeting. At an IHOP. Their idea. #ilovethisidea #lovebeinganactor

There’s an old nazi mountain hideout in LA. Not kidding. I think I may go explore it, wanna come? #sillynazisLAisfordemocracy

Conrad Cantzen past away in 1945 but may help me pay for some shoes. @imdb had his name misspelled. As a small thank you, I submitted a fix.

Totally just ran into Icarus in the labyrinth that is the SAG building. #Greekmythology

If you can, text “REDCROSS” to 90999 to donate $10 to the American @RedCross ‘s relief efforts or donate at http://www.redcross.org #Alabama

Congratulations to the men and women of the armed forces and intelligence services of the United States and her allies.